I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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