you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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