He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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