I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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