We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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