I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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