I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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