yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
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Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
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I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
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