Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
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i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
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We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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