It's like God shit irony all over that family
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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