just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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