PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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