oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
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Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
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Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
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