My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
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I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
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I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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