I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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