She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
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We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
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We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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