Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
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I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
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the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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