i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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