I feel like I'm in dance class right now
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
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