I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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