awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
A+ Viking dick
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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