I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
You pole danced in your parka.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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