I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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