i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
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Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
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The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
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I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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