i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
we're making bets on your personal life
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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