It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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