Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
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Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
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I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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