What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
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If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
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My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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