How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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