At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
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Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
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Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
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