You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
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it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
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I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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