Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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