i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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