He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
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ttyl tear gas
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
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We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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