I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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