First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
Randomize
