the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
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amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
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your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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