anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I wish i was in the wii world.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
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In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
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I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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