THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
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He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
being pregnant is like rehab
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
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The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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