i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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