Christians are straight up FREAKS
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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