he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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