Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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