I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
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I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
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So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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