Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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