Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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