You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Randomize
