Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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