She went from zero to smokin in five shots
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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