lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
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