well you can't waste a boner
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
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