Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I cockslap morals
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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