I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
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Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
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I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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