This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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