I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
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They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
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I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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