We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Girls should come with a carfax report
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
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Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
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we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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