are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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